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$DUST

Magic Trench Dust

Never sell your dust.

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What is $DUST?

A completely serious parody coin powered by sparkles, vibes, and the immutable law of playground economics.

  • Ticker: $DUST (obviously).
  • Utility: Makes things shinier and stories taller.
  • Consensus: Proof‑of‑Glitter (PoG).
  • Max decentralization: decisions made via nose‑goes.

Tokenomics*

  • Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 specks (give or take a sneeze).
  • Fair Launch: no pre‑mine, just pre‑tend.
  • Liquidity: in a purple bag under the couch.
  • Burns: occasional vacuum cleaner events.

*Numbers may shift like dust in a sunbeam.

Utility & Use Cases

  • Upgrade your trench to a trench‑coat (cosmetic only).
  • Summon sparkle emojis faster.
  • Bribe goblins (on‑chain, off‑ledger).
  • Great for pretending you're rich in fantasy games.

Roadmap (very official)

  1. Q1: Draw more bags with crayons.
  2. Q2: Release the paper (white + grape juice stains).
  3. Q3: Partner with broom manufacturers.
  4. Q4: Metaverse sandbox... literally a box of sand.

FAQ

Q: Is this financial advice? A: No. It's glittery nonsense. Do your own bedtime stories.

Q: Where does the dust come from? A: Ancient trenches. Or maybe under the bed.

Q: Utility when? A: Already here—look at those sparkles.